Humor During Wartime
Found taped to a door in Beer-Sheva (Thanks to Yael G. for the picture).
Translation:
In the event that this apartment suffers a rocket hit:
Members of the security forces-Relax, we are at our parents.
Representatives from the Property Tax Authority (They’re responsible for assessing the monetary value of damage from rockets.)-In the apartment was a plasma TV, a bottle of Bordeaux 1709, a rare porcelain antique statue.
People from HOT (cable TV)-The plasma functioned as a plant holder.
Ruti-If we were hit, we’re not paying Va’ad Bayit (building maintenance).